Category: Thriller

  • How to Make a Killing Review: Is Glen Powell a Turing test?

    How to Make a Killing Review: Is Glen Powell a Turing test?

    HOW TO MAKE A KILLING (2026) How to Make a Killing (2026) is a film that looks good on paper. It’s a re-imagining of the 1949 British black comedy Kind Hearts and Coronets, which was loosely based on the 1907 novel by Roy Horniman, and with current flavour and possible Hollywood plant/AI-generated power player Glen…

  • Ready or Not 2: Here I Come Review: Cry little sister

    Ready or Not 2: Here I Come Review: Cry little sister

    READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME (2026) Ready or Not (2019) is a watch. It’s a delightful slasher-comedy-horror about a bride who, at her reception, learns that she’s married into a wealthy (and by that I mean the wealthiest) satanic cult. Main character Grace’s (Samara Weaving) new family revels in having to hunt and…

  • Send Help Review: Life’s a Beeyatch

    Send Help Review: Life’s a Beeyatch

    SEND HELP (2026) What does it mean to survive? There are the immediate needs of course: oxygen, water, food and shelter. Acquiring these essentials is purpose enough for the truly grateful. Throw in a beautiful view and you’ve got it made in the shade. Still, once these primitive needs are met, many and most reach…

  • 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple Review: Welcome to the Bone Zone

    28 Years Later: The Bone Temple Review: Welcome to the Bone Zone

    28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE (2026) I looked it up, 28 Years Later: Bone Temple (2026) was released 28 weeks after 28 Years Later (2025). This was probably obvious to those who saw it upon it’s release. I, however missed this as I was in no rush to watch it. I liked its predecessor…

  • Primate Review: Cujo with a pool

    Primate Review: Cujo with a pool

    PRIMATE (2025) Though not exactly a remake, Primate is similar to Cujo (1983), the film adaptation of the 1981 horror novel by Stephen King. Instead of a car we have a pool, a bat bite for a mongoose bite and a rabid dog for a rabid chimp. That’s okay. Cujo isn’t sacred and the concept…

  • Drop Review: You are on a date, put your damn phone down!

    Drop Review: You are on a date, put your damn phone down!

    DROP (2025) If the movie Drop were a drink, it would be a lite beer. It’s neither complex nor entirely thrilling. In fact, an hour after consuming, you’ll barely feel a thing. Having said that, I love lite beer for all those reasons. It hits the spot when you’re in the mood for something crisp,…

  • Locked Review: It’d be better for me if you don’t understand

    Locked Review: It’d be better for me if you don’t understand

    LOCKED (2025) The day after I watched this film, I mindlessly walked through a parking lot towards my car, opened the driver’s side door only to see a much plusher interior than my own. I promptly closed the door as a chill ran down my spine. You’ll understand if you watch Locked, the claustrophobic survival…